Privacy Policy: Because Your Secrets Are Safe Here

Look at you, reading the fine print! Below you’ll find all the nitty-gritty details about how I keep your personal info safe and sound. No fluff, no jargon — just the facts.

What I Collect (And Why)

When you subscribe to my newsletter or join a program, I may collect your:

• Name: So I can call you by something other than “Hey you!”

• Email address: For sending my musings, updates, and funny stories.

• Payment info: Strictly so I can pay my bills (if you subscribe), not to splurge on vintage lamp shades.

How I Use Your Info

I use your info to:

• Keep you in the loop, and send you what you’ve subscribed for.

• Send you products and content you’ve signed up for (and some surprises, if you’re into that).

• Make sure my offerings hit the mark for you (hence, the occasional cheeky survey).

I won’t spam you — because I hate spam too.

Third-Party Shenanigans

Your data will never be sold or shared with sketchy companies. If I do use third-party platforms (like payment processors or email services), I only work with ones that take privacy seriously. Think of them as the bodyguards of your personal info.

Cookies (The Digital Kind, Unfortunately)

This site uses cookies, but not the tasty ones. These little guys help improve the website and understand how you’re interacting with my content. You can always say "no thanks" to them — but I promise, they’re harmless.

Your Rights (A.K.A. The Section for Control Freaks)

If you want to unsubscribe, update your info, or request that I delete all traces of your existence from my database (dramatic, but fair), just reach out. No hard feelings — I’ll miss you, though.

Updates & Changes

I might tweak this privacy policy occasionally to keep things fresh and in line with new laws or platforms. Don’t worry, though — if anything major changes, I’ll let you know. I’m not about sneaky fine print.

Thanks for being here and trusting me with your details. I take that trust seriously (even if I write privacy policies like this).

If you have any questions, just give me a shout. I’m all ears — and, as always, full of love and curiosity.

Paige Leacey
Keeping your secrets safe since 2024.